Willy Mugs

I might have mentioned before that a friend’s partner who I barely know calls me the Willy Lady. This was because of my habit of sticking phallic references and jokey cartoons about the male member on social media. Indeed people send me images to that they’re too coy to post on their own timelines. Nothing too sexual you understand. I’m not that type of person. Hot Stuff once said that he was going to send me a dick pic. Thankfully it turned out to be a picture of Dick Strawbridge of ‘Escape to the Chateau’ fame.

At the moment I’m having a little rest from Facebook aside from the occasional comment on other people’s posts. There’s a couple of reasons including being overwhelmed by advertising rather than hearing about what acquaintances are up to. But a friend told me the other day that she misses my humour. So I’m toying with the idea of resuming the bawdiness again to bring a smile to the face of others.

Because of my reputation for Carry On-esque humour I receive willy themed presents. Aril from Gnat Bottomed Towers sent me a rather rude medieval coaster. Since then I’ve received not one but two willy mugs to put on it. The first, the one with the red handle was from a work colleague. The second was from my son! That’s got to make the shortlist of one of the most inappropriate presents from my child ever.

At first glance, maybe without glasses, this mug looks quite innocent but then you realise that it’s adorned with tiny penises. I’ve perfected the use of the macro setting on my phone to illustrate. We thought that they might change colour when hot water was added. But, alas, we found on testing that this isn’t the case. My ‘mother in law’ was rather taken with it. She’s got rather possessive about the ‘little willy’ mug and insists that she should have her tea in it every time she stays.

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  1. We all need to be known for something to friends, family, and acquaintances. A silly familiarity isn’t bad. I love that your MIL isn’t a priss and can enjoy the funny.

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