Category Funnies

Scary Seagull Season

It’s the time of year here when it’s scary seagull season. The eggs have hatched and babies are abundant on the rooftops. Last year I wrote about how the bird life around here seems to have taken a personal dislike…

The Weigh In

Here’s a tongue in cheek one for you today. I thought that I’d spell that out in advance. Slowly, slowly, despite today’s nice elephant photo, my weight is going down. Experts say that’s the way to do it but I…

Rude Medieval Coaster

I reckon that title got your attention! Last week I had a lovely surprise in the post. My friend Aril at Gnat Bottomed Towers sent me this rude medieval coaster. It has been given pride of place under my cups…

Willy for A Day

I watched an episode of QI the other day. One of the questions revolved around an image of some ancient brooches depicting male and female genitalia. Sandi Toksvig gave loads of reasons as to why they might exist. The best…

Nudinits

One day I might grow up. But until then I’ll be a fan of ‘Carry On’ type comedy rammed full of innuendo. Give me a good willy joke and I’ll be there chortling to myself. The teenager is the only…

Chandelier

That old adage might be true. Laughter could really be the best medicine. It’s being prescribed liberally to Hot Stuff, my poorly boyfriend at the moment. He seems to be mainlining the back catalogue of ‘Carry On’ films and giggling…